Plinky asks, “The world would be a better place if we could just …”
The world would be a better place if we could just stop asking ourselves maudlin, sentimental, meaningless, too-big-for-words, too-difficult-to-solve questions. What has gotten into you, Plinky? Do you think this is a beauty pageant or something? Do you think I’m, like, twelve? Don’t give me this. Give me something evocative and provocative, not something banal. Jesus fucking Christ, Plinky. Are you an idiot?
Sorry. I don’t mean to be rude to you, Plinky. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Don’t cry like that. Sorry. It’s not you. It’s me. I think we’d better see other people for a little while.
Besides, I’ve been seeing FormSpring on the side …