This comic is a lie. We knew who the culprit was as soon as we saw the mess in the kitchen. I had forgotten to put up the toddler-gate that we usually use to keep them out of the kitchen when we leave the house. Maxine’s prodigious vomiting for the next several hours was plenty of proof — but it was also plenty of punishment, I think. Not that she’ll learn her lesson or anything. Rotten hummus is the tastiest thing ever, and she’ll jump at the next chance to guzzle down some of that sweet shit. Do you blame her?
Artwork is from Amazing Adventures # 1, which I have been led to believe is in the public domain. Even if it is not, I still claim Fair Use, trashmen!