It’s actually Joe’s man-girdle, but he’s so skinny now, he doesn’t need it. I’m too fat to fit into it though. I tried to put it on the other day and couldn’t even get it over my shoulders. Joe doesn’t know this. Don’t tell him. He would make fun of me. We should probably throw the damned thing away.
Artwork is from an advertisement in Crash Comics # 1. Due to its placement in the Internet Archive, I believe this material is in the public domain. If it is not, I still claim Fair Use, lardasses.