To be completely fair, the flight attendants were very apologetic about the lack of pretzels and cookies.
Also: I did not have to use a seatbelt extender, even on the tiny commuter jet! I normally don’t have to use one, but the last time I flew to Boston, I did (on one out of the four flights between Louisville and Boston). I was very happy that this humiliating circumstance did not re-occur.
Artwork is from Adventures into the Unknown # 8. It is my understanding that this artwork is in the public domain. Even if it is not, I claim Fair Use, passengers!