2nd Season of Heroes? Not as bad as we thought, in light of subsequent, even more horrible, developments.
Skechers’ Shape-Ups, though they probably don’t help you lose weight, as advertised, are the most comfortable shoes for standing on a crowded, jerky subway car. Highly recommended for all New Yorkers, as well as people visiting.
Lukewarm water is just as yummy as cold water, and ever-so-slightly more easily metabolized.
Obama was the right choice, America. Congratulations.
Neither dogs nor cats are preferable as pets: each pets equally as well as the other.
Denver, Colorado > Boulder, Colorado > Colorado Springs, Colorado
San Rafael, California > San Francisco, California
Man-Bat # 1 was the first first issue of a comic book I ever bought when I was a kid, and I loved the shit out of that comic book, probably because I felt like I was getting in on the start of something. I have a soft spot for the character — who, let’s face it, is kind of lame — to this very day.
Pac-Man Championship Edition is a fun videogame.
New York: nice place to visit, hate living here.
The Scott Pilgrim movie is probably going to be pretty good. I hope so, anyway.
30 Rock’s third season was not as funny as the first two, but it picked back up again in season four.
‘Splosion Man is a fun videogame, until you get to the first boss.
It is not a good idea to go swimming in the Ohio River near Louisville, Kentucky.
There is no God.
Apple = Microsoft = Google
Men with tattoos on their shaved heads are sexy.
Invincible > Walking Dead
The egg came first.
The immovable object moves.
Home schooling is a bad idea for most kids, but I dunno.
A grown woman has a right to choose to terminate her own pregnancy.
Any human female old enough to become pregnant is a grown woman in the formulation immediately above.
White socks are perfectly fine for any and all occasions.
Men with large tattoos that cover their backs are sexy.
The wild turkey should have been our national bird, as Benjamin Franklin suggested, rather than the bald eagle.
My two Saturns were great vehicles; I’m sad GM shut down that business unit.
I don’t understand foot fetishists.
The so-called Defense of Marriage Act should be overturned.
Guys with tattoos on their penises are trying way too hard. No pun intended.
Nirvana > Pearl Jam
Prince and the Revolution > Prince
Hot water is also good for sipping.
Cedars make for perfectly attractive Christmas trees, and they smell better than pines or firs.
Alan Moore > Grant Morrison > Alan Moore
BP commercials about how they’re cleaning up the Gulf make me angry. YouTube, I’m looking at you.
Kittens are almost always cute.
Kittens > Babies > Puppies
Tobacco is whack-o.
Nose hair is not as disgusting as a lot of people think. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not pro nose hair. Just not disgusted by it. As long as it’s kept clean — there are no dried boogers attached to it — I have no problem with it at all.
Sub-Mariner > Aquaman
Elbows > knees
Dyson makes some great vacuum cleaners.
The world will not end in 2012.
Icee > Slurpee > Slushie
Marin County, California = Westchester County, New York + quirkiness + breast cancer
Tartar Sauce is even nastier than mayonnaise.
So is Miracle Whip — sorry Kraft Foods!
It seems that Rodney Dangerfield actually got quite a bit of respect from other comedians.
The second-place finisher on American Idol is sometimes a more interesting artist than the winner.
Philip Roth is one of my favorite contemporary novelists.
Money changes everything.
If you have two dogs and two cats, you probably do not want to have expensive leather furniture.